Am evilest in world

Mail till min förra chef 8:52 imorse helt oprovocerat:

James,

I see X is now on both Twitter and Facebook through work… However you might want to consider teaching her how first. Heheheh.

To say Am now on Facebook and Twitter with my new page Hot Cuppa & Toast without any reference and page nowhere to be found is oh-so-hilarious. At least when you know who she is. Speaking of her, I watched new episodes of Ugly Betty last night and the resemblance is striking. Apart from Company Name not being quite so glam nor are the co-worker as hot. (Apart from you, obviously)

Anywho, thought you wanna know about your least favourite person at work’s fuckup.

Aslo, what the fuck is she gonna twitter about? Am making toast with my new Brand 4 slot toaster. Perfect result every single time! The new burgundy (matching! Wohoo) Brand kettle is whistling away on the benchtop as well. It always brings my water to a boil.

Okey, that (above) was actually quite funny (yes, have become narcissist) so she must do worse.

X